Based on Lily and Noah's newfound scissors obsession and the ever-growing threat of identity theft, I believe we have the potential to start our own small business. If anyone needs professional help shredding documents, we've got you covered! Your personal information will be extremely secure for at least a year or two, until the kiddos learn to read.
In related business news, we may be looking to contract out for professional cleaning services. Noah tries hard, but the more he sweeps... the more spread out the pieces get!